I have a very good resume.

Senior Editor / Researcher / Columnist - Cracked.com (2010 - 2017)

  • Extensively researched and wrote hundreds of columns and articles ranging in pop culture observations to political analysis to pure comedy.
  • Managed a team of researchers and writers.
  • Performed and co-hosted multiple in-studio and live podcast episodes and videos.
  • Developed and wrote video content resulting in millions of views.
  • Directed and edited video content ranging from short-form documentary to satirical comedy.
  • Worked extensively within a writer’s room to develop everything from comedy sketches to fast-response news shows.
  • Created graphics for a number of video and article content.

Freelance Writer – Filmschoolrejects.com (2011 - 2013)

  • Wrote 100+ list-style columns about film.
  • Conducted interviews on behalf of the site.

Editor – Equilibrio Films, LLC (2007 - 2008)

  • Logged / managed hours of production footage ranging from how-to videos and nature documentary.
  • In-house editor / archive manager for web-based video. 

PRODUCTION CREDITS

WRITER / RESEARCHER

  • “Some News” (3 episodes)
  • “Cracked After Hours” (4 episodes)
  • “Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder” (5 episodes)
  • “Topical Cure” (2 episodes)
  • “Today’s Topic” (2 episodes)
  • “Cracked Rants” (2 episodes)
  • “Escort Mission” (1 episode)
  • “Illogical Conclusion” (2 episodes as head writer/creator)

TALENT / CO-HOST

  • “Cracked Movie Podcast” (4 episodes)
  • “Cracked Podcast” (7 episodes)
  • “Cracked Responds” (10+ episodes)
  • “Why The Cops Won’t Help If You’re Getting Stabbed” (Voice)

DIRECTOR / EDITOR

  • “Why Kickstarter Is Not The Future Of Movies”
  • “The Paranormal Activity Films (Edited For BS)”
  • “Why The New Terminator Movie Seems So Familiar”

PRODUCTION ASSISSTANT / EXTRA

  • “Ded Talks”
  • “The Stumbling Dead”
  • “Rom.Com”
  • “Bridge Of Names” (feature film)

SKILLS

  • Over 15 years experience with script writing (Final Draft/Celtx).
  • Over 15 years experience with graphic design and video editing (Photoshop/Premiere/Final Cut Pro).
  • Extreme background in researching. Topics ranged from history to pop culture to science to politics. Knowledge in RSS feeds, newspaper archives, etc.
  • Spent the last 7+ years organizing and pitching article and video content ideas to a group of editors.
  • Knowledge of CSS and website layout.
  • Experience with both digital and film cameras, sound equipment, lighting/grip, etc.
  • Production Assistant and extra for multiple independent productions.
  • Background in managing social media accounts.

EDUCATION

Full Sail University – Associate of Arts and Science (Graduated 2005)

  • 16mm, digital, and 35mm production.
  • Director and 1st AD on multiple short films.

Pioneer Valley Charter High School

  • Theater production.
  • Photography.
  • Writing.
  • Video production.
  • Stage combat.